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TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?


The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…


DM: You now believe you are a tree.

Me: I attempt photosynthesis.

DM: Uh, OK. Give me a d20 roll.

(rolls a 20)

DM: … You heal 1 HP.

(I submitted an incorrect version of this one. My bad, this is correct.)


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